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So first off, all late Snack Comix have been sent off, so if you haven't received yours yet, expect it soon! Sorry for the long wait, but hopefully all the extra goodies I packed in 'em will make up for it. SECONDLY, my book WONTON SOUP is up for 2 motherbitchin' Eisner Awards this year. It's good to know that you can still be nominated for a prestigious literary award for 200 pages of dick jokes. My mocha-slave ~royalboiler (https://www.deviantart.com/royalboiler) is up for one too, so cheers all around. I probably had something else to add, but I forgot. PEACE.

I'm alive, somewhat. Me and the internet haven't been talking much lately, but I bought it some flowers, so we should be cool. Lots of lots has happened since.... November? I've been in Baltimore for the last while, the Big Apples Core. The East coast is so completely different to someone whose spent their entire left in the West. There's difibrilators everywhere and I've heard of police call-buttons on some streets that you press if you're getting mugged. Everyone is in such a hurry to get a heart attack around here... it's hectic but still fun. I found myself at the Ocean a couple weeks ago too. Got hammered with my kinda-motherinlaw at a

::::deviantart hates me today::::::: hey, wow. i got tagged by ~shortfury (https://www.deviantart.com/shortfury) . i never do these things, but im bored, it's cold, and my drawing hand hurts so WHY NOT! "Here's how this goes: Rules: The 1st player of this "game" starts with the topic "6 Weird Habits/Things About Yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a journal about their 6 Weird Habits/Things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "You are tagged" in their devPage comments and tell them to read yours..." READYSTEADYGO 1) one of my front t